Will Gail Dance Wine Glass – 80s Gen X Party Essential
$22.00
Perfect for pre-show rituals, post-gig celebrations, or pretending your kitchen is backstage at a festival, the Will Gail Dance Wine Glass pairs beautifully with good music and questionable decisions. Crafted from durable glass with the iconic logo front and center, it’s the official stemless companion for Gen X revelry.
Whether you’re hosting a dinner, reliving the 80s, or tuning up for another Bakersfield weekend, this Will Gail Dance Wine Glass delivers effortless style and nostalgic charm. From weddings to impromptu living room karaoke, it’s made for every occasion worth remembering and a few you won’t.
Details
- Premium glass construction
- Sleek stemless silhouette
- Volume: 15 oz (443 ml)
- Hand wash only (we don’t trust dishwashers either)
- Blank product sourced from the USA
Raise it, clink it, and sip like you’re backstage at the ultimate Gen X party.
Legend says Eric “The Side” Collom, guitarist for Will Gail Dance?, once played a winery festival so ferociously that his guitar solo detonated ten full barrels of Syrah. The footage exists, though most agree it looks suspiciously AI-generated.
Ever since that fateful gig, band policy states: Eric can only drink wine from a glass, and a stemless one at that. Why? Because the last time he tried a stemmed glass, he mistook the stem for the neck of his Strat and attempted a slide solo mid-toast. The results were... sticky.
Now, every Will Gail Dance Wine Glass carries a bit of that story; a tribute to pure rock energy, bad decisions, and the thin line between genius and grape juice. So, whether you’re toasting to love, chaos, or your favorite 80s anthem, this glass is your backstage pass to the good life.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.38 oz |
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