Latchkey for Life Rocks Glass – Will Gail Dance Gen X Barware

Keep it classic, keep it latchkey. The Latchkey for Life Rocks Glass is a solid 10.5 oz vessel made for those who understand that a drink isn’t just a drink — it’s a moment.

Perfect for whiskey, scotch, or your favorite late-night concoction, this glass blends timeless design with the band’s unmistakable retro attitude. Whether it’s on the rocks, neat, or questionable, this glass holds it like a pro.

Details

• Premium glass construction
• Volume: 10.5 oz (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Hand-wash only (you’re an adult now — act like it)
• Blank product sourced from the United States

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. But who puts whiskey in the microwave, anyway?

They call him James “Keymaster” Ely, but don’t let the name fool you. Jim didn’t just play keyboards; he deployed them.

While the rest of us were trying to remember where we left our trapper keepers, Jim was on tour during the war, serving his country one chord progression at a time. From desert bases to icy outposts, rumor has it he played every genre known to man including rock, jazz, reggae, and something called “combat polka.”

He’s parachuted into gigs where the amps arrived before the power, and once played a medley of Bon Jovi and Beethoven during an Antarctic whiteout. The man’s fingers have seen more action than most platoons.

Somewhere between jumping out of airplanes in the dark and navigating an ice forest with a synth strapped to his back, Jim developed a taste for the finer things — single malts aged longer than most enlistments and whiskey glasses thicker than his service record.

So here’s to Keymaster Jim; a man who proved that in the Army, you can’t spell “artillery” without “art.” The Latchkey for Life Rocks Glass is his kind of gear: strong, versatile, and ready for whatever life pours next.

Thank you for your service, Jim. Have a snort on us.