Who needs a beach? We skurf!

$30.00

This is how legends are made!

When we couldn’t get to the beach we went to the lake. When no one would take us to the lake we made do with an old single ski or a wakeboard and a rope getting towed behind an old truck in a canal.

Latchkey kid ingenuity. Somehow we survived.

Canal surfing- who needs a beach?

Soft? Yep. Durable? Uh-huh. Cooler than that shirt you stole from your ex? Absolutely. It’s 100% ring-spun cotton and 100% likely to become your personality.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, we could argue about whether this shirt is ‘white’ or ‘off-white,’ but your sun-scorched eyeballs can’t tell the difference. And that’s the real KRSCo spirit.

We don’t make it ‘til you order it—because mass production is for mall brands and we’ve got a river to protect. Thanks for not being part of the problem. Your shirt’s coming… eventually.

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This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a full ride session in cotton form.

It's nineteen sixty something and Jan and Dean are playing on the same radio station that The Beach Boys are on. Annette Funicello and Elvis are in beach movies and the kids in the middle of California don’t have a beach to go to.

What do they do?

They find an old water ski, grab some rope and head out to one of dozens of local canals in a pickup truck. One brave and foolhardy soul gets in the water and his just as crazy friend fires up the truck. The rope attached between the bumper of the truck and a piece of discarded broom handle begins to tighten up. The driver guns the engine and the kid in the canal tenses up and aims for the middle of the water.

Who knew that it would work?

It did and a new, local, legend was born. Canal surfing. Who needs a beach?

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

It’s a tribute to backyard boards, DIY tow-ins, and the legends who didn’t wait for a swell—they just hooked up a rope and sent it.

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